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Sometimes, you're left with no other choice.
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P.S. I haven't worked on my alibi, but if anyone asks, you were chatting with me on Twitter, right? And he deserved it, right? He was, after all, named Candy Ass. So there's that... Yeah. I may be in just a little bit of trouble here. OOPS. <---- That's me being remorseful in case you couldn't tell over the loud evil laugh.
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You have an alibi, we know you didn't do it, but I sure hope he's insured.
Posted by: Claudious | 13 August 2008 at 12:13 AM
Your back? Yeah, it's totally covered. I'll even pretend like I don't speak English.
Posted by: foradifferentkindofgirl (FADKOG) | 13 August 2008 at 12:29 AM
I was totally talking to you on Twitter last night. We should probably get rid of our computers though, so they don't take a closer look....
Posted by: Ginny | 13 August 2008 at 04:59 AM
You were in our guest room, I'm sure of it. I'm having a contest this week! Have you entered yet?! There's $50 up for grabs!
Posted by: TwentyFourAtHeart | 13 August 2008 at 08:23 AM
if you don't get caught, can you tell me what you did and how you did it? I might need the advice for when my "here" moment comes. (like it hasn't already)
Posted by: La Petite Belle | 13 August 2008 at 08:25 AM
Oooh, prison blog coming up!
Posted by: The World According to Josh | 13 August 2008 at 08:54 AM
Ooooh, I KNOW those moments. Kids, hubby, family...MOMENTS I tell ya.
Posted by: goodncrazy | 13 August 2008 at 09:18 AM
"Officer, I don't even know who Undomestic Diva is. Never mind what my computer logs read. It's a set up, I tell ya!"
Posted by: Sprite's Keeper | 13 August 2008 at 09:20 AM
I think you get a pass on the first hit. The real trouble begins when you put it in reverse and run over them again.
Posted by: CarolynOnline | 13 August 2008 at 10:18 AM
I not only have an alibi - I'll loan you my shovel.
Posted by: Miss Britt | 13 August 2008 at 10:36 AM
You are so dang funny!
You can always plead Not Guilty and swear it was an "assident".
And thank you for answering my questions. That was really sweet of you.
Posted by: Donna, aka Yellow Jeep Blonde | 13 August 2008 at 11:08 AM
I'll help you bury the body. I don't know what he did, but I'll bet he deserved it.;)
Posted by: Sam | 13 August 2008 at 12:46 PM
Girl, weren't we practising our phone sex skills?
I totally have your back.
heh.
Posted by: Redneck Mommy | 13 August 2008 at 01:03 PM
I watch enough CSI, Without a Trace, Criminal Minds and Snapped I should be able to help you out if you need it!
Men....When will they learn? Was the Lorena Bobbitt story years ago not enough to make them wake up and shape up??? Didn't they understand then, we weren't taking their shit anymore?
Poor Canday Ass!
Posted by: Timi | 13 August 2008 at 03:31 PM
I'm so lost but uh...I'll still cover for ya.
Gotta spot me a grand.
Posted by: Slick | 13 August 2008 at 06:39 PM
Yup, you were in Bossy's purse the whole time. Everything else is - why not you?
Posted by: BOSSY | 13 August 2008 at 09:05 PM
No fair. I want to know what made you find your "here."
Posted by: StartsWithanX | 13 August 2008 at 09:48 PM
is my husband on the other side? can i hire you if he's not?
Posted by: evil chef mom | 14 August 2008 at 06:54 AM
If you blog from prison, at least make sure it's all hot and sexy.
Posted by: Annie | 14 August 2008 at 09:45 AM
I didnt see a thing
Posted by: sista #2 | 14 August 2008 at 08:11 PM