Peep, peep

There are only two kinds of people in this world: Those who love stale Peeps and those who don't like Peeps at all and frankly if you're not with me then you're against me.

With Easter approaching, it's prime Peep Season and lucky for me I can buy Peeps in every color of the rainbow right now (which I do) and enjoy them (which I have) like Peeps were meant to be overindulged enjoyed.

I've also been Twittering about my love for Peeps and people have either given me a virtual *fist bump* in approval and solidarity or - in the case of Miss Grace - replied with BARF! every time I mentioned their marshmallowy sugar-coated goodness.

Grace, this is for you:

Also? I think I just invented Peep p0rn. I think I deserve an award or something.

Additionally: HD video is not kind. How much is Botox? 

Comments

[Manical Mom]

OMFG!!!! That is so funny! I have tears running down my face!!! I am so mailing @grace134 a box of that shit!

[Heather]

Holy Peep porn! And yet. Blech.

[Kristen]

There was a morning radio show that did a totally non PC skit, or whatever it's called when it's on radio, revolving around peeps. I wish I could find it. It was hilarious. whenever my husband and I talk about peeps we quote it. Too bad it was many years ago and we can't even remember the radio station.

[Miss Grace]

You just molested my mind. In a good way? I can't tell. OMG. Speechless and also not.

[Miss Grace]

YOU CAN HEAR THEM

[lisa]

LOL! and I love them as a replacement in S'mores. We eat them every holiday they have them in now (which is pretty much EVERY holiday!).

[Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]]

Clearly, there is something wrong with Jenny.

[UD]

I agree Angie. CLEARLY.

[Chibi Jeebs]

That was p0rnolicious! You? Awesome. That is all.

*cough*kegel*cough*

[UD]

DAMMIT!

[pamela]

that was.. well umm I dont know.. except now my toddler is making weird sounds.. Thanks LOL

[Mary Jo]

OMG that sounds like some of the videos my husband watches... he must really like watching women eat peeps!! HAHA

[Lex (@laprimera)]

Peeeeeps! Must. have. peeps. now.

I wonder If I woke Marco up and promised to do naughty things, would he go get me some?

[Cherrydemate]

wow. I can't believe I just watched the entire video. shows how much of a perv I can be. lol jk

[Kat]

I have tears from laughter. Grace, how can you not like peeps after watching that??

[Lovings]

Peeps the new porn food

[Stephanie]

Please tell me you've shared the joy of putting a peep in the microwave with your boys. Gives my 4 year old the shreaking giggles each time. Any what you you mean "Peep season"? They have Christmas trees, gingerbread boys and pumpkins too. Year-round Peeping. Woo Hoo.

[Kel - rewritingkel]

I love peeps, have since I was little. I like that you can get bunnies and birds and now at Halloween and Christmas they have pumpkin and ghost peeps as well as Christmas trees, so every holiday can experience the peep fun. Such greatness.

However if I hate a whole box I would barf. I love them but they make me barf. :)

[Jen]

there is little that tastes better than stale peeps. I have a package sitting out right now!

[Mary @ Holy Mackerel]

I wish I could be for, but I am so against. BLECCCH! There, I feel better now.

[C @ Kid Things]

Had to watch just for the peep p0rn. You're so going to find this video on some fetish site soon.

[Evelyn]

PEEPS RULE! and they can never be too stale.

[Naomi]

I love cold stale peeps. Open that package and put them in the fridge. My mom taught me that. But I can't see your video for some reason. That makes me sad.

[Overflowing Brain (Katie)]

This haunted my dreams. Seriously.

The noooises.

[mel]

I have never had a peep, but feel like I really need to try one after all this hype.

[Jess]

Not only did I just have an earth shattering foodgasm, I think I'm going to have to Bunny Peep Battle this Peep P0rn. AKA, join the revolution in convincing every being ('specially Grace) that there is nothing wrong with having a love affair with that sugary, marshmallowy goodness.

Sluuuuuuurp!

[UD]

Jess, I just envisioned and then wrote an entire Peep puppet show script in my head. YES!

[Issa]

Don't hate me, but I can't stand them. However, I'll send you any I get, if you'll still like me. Deal?

[Jenna Sponaas]

Hate um, but love me some cream eggs. Had several to kick off the easter season.

[QBalls]

Holy Shizz-whizzle. Peeps give me the biggest headache. Makes me wanna grab the nearest terra cotta pottery or frosted glass pitcher & heave.....you know what I'm talking about Willis.

[UD]

Oh you BITCH "QBalls!" lol My teeth hurt just reading that...

[Suebob]

Get the bunny shaped kind. Get out your NONSTICK waffle iron. Put waffle batter on hot iron. Put a peep in the middle. Close lid. Wait. Voila.

A waffle with a peep-shaped hole in it, surrounded by crunchy sugar. Children love this.

[Silverthinks.blogspot.com]

I can't stand the idea of Peeps but your video is hysterical. Peep p0rn. copyright that shit. srsly.

[Uncle Mike]

A couple is sitting in their living room on Easter morning, enjoying the solitude of the day. Suddenly, from upstairs, they hear a horrible racket coming from their 5 year old's bedroom. They rush upstairs to investigate, only to find their son siiting in the middle of his room screaming at his Easter basket. They look at him somewhat bewildered, and ask him "What on earth he is doing ?"

"Oh, he replies, I'm just giving a shout uout to my peeps ". :):)

[statia]

I hail from the town where Peeps are made. It would be illegal for me to hate them. Also? Seriously? WHY would you eat them fresh? Ew.

[lanned]

Oh, I don't like a peeps and the thought of eating them makes me throw up in my mouth a little but you looked good eating them. Give me a cadbury cream egg anytime.

[alimartell]

stale peeps? Good.
this video? BEST.

[AmazingGreis]

OMG, total Peep Porn and absolutely hilarious!! I love Peeps and have no idea how ANYONE could not like their marshmallowy goodness!!

[WarsawMommy]

Oh, help!

I live in Poland and I have NO IDEA what Peeps are? Marshmallows? With filling? Without? They come in different colours? Why are they Eastery?

Please bring me into your Druid circle....

[schmutzie]

http://www.fivestarfriday.com/2010/03/five-star-fridays-edition-94.html

[Katelyn]

I LOVE PEEPS ! I do the same thing you just described. Behind my love for peeps is the fact that I shared this with my grandfather who passed when I was younger, but Peeps make me think of him and I am glad its something that brings me closer to him on a seasonal basis! YAY peeps! Double YAY for Stale Peeps!

[tara]

i don't know about eating them but i do know that if you lick them they'll stick to things. like mirrors. or, um, all of the hard surfaces in your coach's hotel bathroom while you are traveling during spring break. (what?)

[Average Jane]

Yes, stale peeps are the best!

[Maura]

Wow, that was something else! While I like Peeps, I haven't had any leading up to this Easter. I do believe I need to rectify that now! ;-)