Or, "God, will I ever use a title that won't ban me from the BlogHer sidebar ads?"
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Stealing this idea from Ali who stole it from FADKOG both of who put lists on their blogs of things they think are the tits right now. And when I say tits, I'm referring to big, robust, full racks that men drool over and women wish were possible post-babies without surgery - not saggy, deflated, hang-at-your-knees tits which make me want to cry. Or buy a water bra. Or find a good plastic surgeon.
The Tits List
- Pumpkin Spice Lattes
- Bangs
- Sunflower seeds
- Watching my 5 year old play soccer
- Downloading & playing the original Nintendo games on the Wii
- Hand tooled cowboy belts
- Cynical Dad's Nameless Thursday Night Twitter Radio Show
- Cooler evenings with beach fog
- The smell of newly sharpened pencils
- Iron Chef America reruns
- Revisiting early 90s alternative music like Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun
- The fact that it's Day 3 of Candy Ass being home from work and we haven't killed each other yet. Scratch that! It's 8:55 am here and Candy Ass just walked in the office to tell me "You're no fun anymore. You're OLD." Oh, it's so on.
- That bitch Danny of Dad Gone Mad
- Movie: What Happens in Vegas with Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz. I am so the friend Tipper. Which brings me to my new favorite slanguage phrase...
- Junk Punch
What's on your tits list?
You made it PAST THURSDAY without fighting with CandyAss .. Madness is IMPRESSED.
Tits List
~90s alternative OH.Hells.Yes. Nirvana Smells Like Teen Spirit anyone?
Go ahead and add Madness to that there Tits List linky cause this is uber neatoh
Love
Madness
Posted by: Madness | 29 August 2008 at 03:37 AM
-A four day weekend!
-My mother in law avoiding me
-a reunion this weekend with friends I haven't seen since grade school
Posted by: hulagirlatheart | 29 August 2008 at 05:22 AM
Dear God, I will now become uber-annoying to my husband and any adult within earshot of me because I believe I'll be saying 'junk punch' until infinity now!
Here's some more from my list:
Indian Summer days
soft hugs from my 6-year-old that are really very much big, tight squeezes
putting headphones on and listening to U2's Achtung, Baby
people carrying on with their own list of things that are The Tits
(yeah for no fighting!)
Posted by: foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) | 29 August 2008 at 05:57 AM
Wow! You haven't hurt Candy Ass yet? Very impressive.
Tits List:
* Long weekends
* Sleeping late on rainy days
* The smell of fresh cut grass
* Babies. Period.
* The beach on a beautiful day
* Lobster Bisque
I could go on and on, but I need to get back to work. Looking forward to the long weekend.
Have a great holiday!
Posted by: Donna in VA | 29 August 2008 at 06:16 AM
Iron chef with Alton Brown? I love Alton Brown.
I don't have a tits list. I hate everything. Except Alton Brown.
Posted by: Maria | 29 August 2008 at 06:17 AM
Wait wait wait - PERCOCET.
Posted by: Maria | 29 August 2008 at 06:17 AM
i want to make out with you right now.
yes! old nintendo games for the wii!!
yes! yes! yes!
the original super mario brothers?? oh my god. SO the tits!
;)
Posted by: ali | 29 August 2008 at 06:19 AM
I love all your tits man.
Posted by: CarolynOnline | 29 August 2008 at 07:00 AM
oho hooh you just reminded me how much I love freshly sharpened pencils! I'm going to go sharpen one right now.
Posted by: monica | 29 August 2008 at 07:06 AM
my tits---
watching the price of gas continue to fall...YEAH!
the smell of fresh baked bread....
a thunder and lightening storm that cools the air after a long hot week...
a beautiful perfect sunset over the ocean (in my dreams, I live SO inland)
Posted by: kerry | 29 August 2008 at 07:34 AM
Are Pumpkin Spice Lattes at Starbucks yet??? It really pisses me off that they are seasonal!!!
Posted by: RV | 29 August 2008 at 07:43 AM
the tits list likely to change within the hour....
yesterday's speech...
iced tea with mint and lemonade
yesterdays banana whoopie pies
a new set of markers
a new memory card
a new domain name
taking a late night walk with my husband and no kids
watching my daughter be the enforcer on her soccer team...
Posted by: evil chef mom | 29 August 2008 at 08:10 AM
My tits list:
Vodka and pop rocks shots
School starts in 3 days (WHEEEEE!)
The smell of fresh cut grass
Chocolate ice cream with Hershey's syrup
Did I say Vodka and pop rocks?
Posted by: Collette | 29 August 2008 at 08:17 AM
Black Hole Sun?? Loooove that songs.
My tits list?
My iPhone
Cherry turnovers
and vanilla ice cream with hot fudge topping :)
Posted by: Slick | 29 August 2008 at 08:43 AM
He said that to you?! Oh, it is indeed on! It's on like Donkey Kong!! (which, btw, saying that is on my tits list, too!)
Posted by: foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) | 29 August 2008 at 11:09 AM
Tits List...
New York cheesecake
Twitter Radio (I was a newbie until last night- I like the fact that I popped my TR cherry with Jane's Addiction)
Football and soccer- but only if my kids are playing
Coming home from errands and finding my house still in one piece
Posted by: Sam | 29 August 2008 at 12:09 PM
What's on my tits list?
Well, tits, number one.
Posted by: andreaaskowitz | 29 August 2008 at 12:36 PM
ok, call me out of touch and possible old....what does "junk punch" mean?
Posted by: kerry | 29 August 2008 at 02:43 PM
*the day after Christmas morning
*cinnamon anything
*snow days
*all 5 kids can swim
*7:30 bedtimes that gives me time to talk to my husband like a grown woman
*finding a diet Dr Pepper in the back of the fridge when you thought you were out
*ipod full of memories
Posted by: Tamara in GA | 29 August 2008 at 03:41 PM
My wife's Big Tits...preferrably bouncing on top of me. Yeah...that's tit!
Posted by: AA | 29 August 2008 at 03:46 PM
Is being on "the tits" list what used to be called being "the shit"? In other words, is tits the new shit?
Try not to think about it too much.
My short list:
Lava cake
Tiramisu
and being able to eat all you want of the above (not including tits or shit) without gaining an ounce.
Posted by: suzanne | 29 August 2008 at 05:28 PM
Hey, I think you are the tits! So much so that I gave you an award! Check out my blog to pick it up and thanks for being you!
Posted by: Petra | 30 August 2008 at 06:24 AM
Hey, I think you are the tits! So much so that I gave you an award! Check out my blog to pick it up and thanks for being you!
Posted by: Petra | 30 August 2008 at 06:26 AM
Saw you over on Petra's site at thewiseyoungmommy.blogspot.com. Congratulations on being nominated for an award. I was nominated yesterday. Will I see you at the award ceremony's post party?
Here's some things on my list:
* Reading a book that changes my perspective about life as I know it.
* Eating cheese--any variety.
* Those sweet moments with my kids that makes me feel like everything else melts away and it is only us.
* Ditto the above statement but replace the word "kids" with "hubbie."
* Traveling.
* Kickin it with the girls--not a whole lot comes close to beating a great girl's night out.
Posted by: Jyl | 30 August 2008 at 09:27 AM
My tits.
Posted by: X | 30 August 2008 at 10:49 AM
Thanks for the shout-out and I'm glad you enjoy it! I'm moving it to Tuesdays starting this week, though.
My wife and I are constantly telling each other "You're old." But we're usually just joking around. I hope this is the case here.
Posted by: Chag | 30 August 2008 at 05:43 PM
My Moobs post is the tits.
Your tits list is not the moobs.
Posted by: Backpacking Dad | 30 August 2008 at 11:12 PM
sleep.
family movie night (tonight was The Waterhorse)
sleep.
Posted by: Swirl Girl | 30 August 2008 at 11:31 PM
The biggest and greatest tit of all is going to free wine tastings and eating and drinking for free! :)
Posted by: Nery | 31 August 2008 at 02:53 PM
From the outset had no legacy to leave us Mario Bros, that's good for console games like Mario All Stars SNES or Mario Car, Super Mario March. Blog real good all this great happiness.
Posted by: kamagra online | 23 April 2010 at 12:41 PM