Winner!

All I have to say is, good god people! What's with the obsession with my toes/pedicure? That was nothing more than a do-it-yourself paint job with cheap ass polish at that.

In truth, I was just waiting for school to get out to pick up the E-man. Which is why I asked everyone to get their creative on... 

I thought it was hysterical that just about everyone incorporated something about my bare feet/toes and/or Starbucks into their guesses. Very fitting. But I have to give to Rattling the Kettle for his response:

Tired of the usual naval-gazing that goes on at her blog, Megan contemplates toe-gazing instead. She quickly gives up on the idea, however, when she realizes that her index toe does not have a toenail. "How did that happen?", she says to herself, adding, "Hmmm...I wonder if maybe drinking 15 cappuccinos a day is starting to have health consequences. And, why the hell am I talking to myself? I should probably tweet this."

Now go give him some shit on his blog, he deserves it. Naval-gazing? My ass!

*For those who asked: The purse was bought in Atlanta at a store I can't recall the name of in the Lennox mall. But I have since seen the print EVERYWHERE. The nail polish is actually two colors - I wanted the purple to be super dark, so first I put one coat of black using Jessica nail polish called "Sunset Blvd" and topped with a coat of purple Nicole nail polish called "Star of the Party." Both polishes can be found at Target.

Comments

[Zombie Daddy]

He accused you of Naval-gazing? Like, staring at seamen?

See that? That's two puns for the price of one right there. You're welcome.

Off to eat his brain.

[Rattling the Kettle]

I rule the internets! Typos and all...

[Rhea]

I do like your toe nails..and the purse.

I always heard it was illegal to drive without shoes. I think some mom made that up.

I bet you have shoes, but you slipped them off. Yep, I'm so SMART like that.

[Robin @ Party of Five]

Damn. Missed this one. Good idea. Mind if I snag for my blog - with full street cred of course.

My guess would have been:

Trying to give yourself an orgasm with your toe.