Now I don't like to brag or boast or rub my amazing talents in YO' FACE, but hot damn, there is something I'm quite good at after all.
The other day on Twitter I got a wee bit caught up in a little word game, if you will, where you have to come up with three word phrases a person might say during sex. It can be funny, mean, honest, rude or just plain WRONG, but it must be three words only.
Turns out, I could come up with an unprecedented number of these phrases. My love for these three word games morphed as there were also opportunities to come up with three words a person might say after sex as well.
I am now looking into three word rehab. Won't my mom be so proud?
Some examples of three words said during sex:
"What was THAT?"
"Huh? What? WHERE?"
"Your name was...?"
"Hurry, commercial's over!"
"What? That's it?"
I could go on... But it's your turn. Add your three word phrases people might say during or after sex in the comments section of this post and you'll be entered to win a $25 Amazon.com gift card.
Enter as many times as you want with each comment = to one entry. Contest runs through Sunday, May 31 ending at 9:00 PM Pacific Time.
Warning: This can be addicting. And HILARIOUS.
What the hell?!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:34 PM
It's only breastmilk!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:34 PM
5 dollar footlong!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:39 PM
Damn! That's hard!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:40 PM
That's not mine.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:50 PM
She's gonna blow!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:53 PM
Grab my Monistat?
Posted by: NES | 31 May 2009 at 08:54 PM
Here, doggie doggie.
Posted by: NES | 31 May 2009 at 08:55 PM
You're not Denzel!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:55 PM
What's up, Doc?
Posted by: NES | 31 May 2009 at 08:55 PM
Rhymes with fellatio.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:56 PM
Hush, little baby.
Posted by: NES | 31 May 2009 at 08:56 PM
Hey, diddle diddle.
Posted by: NES | 31 May 2009 at 08:57 PM
Cunny what is?!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:57 PM
You need manscaping.
Posted by: NES | 31 May 2009 at 08:57 PM
Yup, right there.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:58 PM
Feel anything yet?
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:58 PM
Hot and sour.
Posted by: NES | 31 May 2009 at 08:59 PM
Sweet and Low.
Posted by: NES | 31 May 2009 at 09:00 PM
That's a wrap.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 09:00 PM
Now! with CoolBurst!
Posted by: NES | 31 May 2009 at 09:01 PM
Who's the boss?
Posted by: NES | 31 May 2009 at 09:04 PM
Double your pleasure.
Posted by: NES | 31 May 2009 at 09:04 PM
double your fun.
Posted by: NES | 31 May 2009 at 09:05 PM