Now I don't like to brag or boast or rub my amazing talents in YO' FACE, but hot damn, there is something I'm quite good at after all.
The other day on Twitter I got a wee bit caught up in a little word game, if you will, where you have to come up with three word phrases a person might say during sex. It can be funny, mean, honest, rude or just plain WRONG, but it must be three words only.
Turns out, I could come up with an unprecedented number of these phrases. My love for these three word games morphed as there were also opportunities to come up with three words a person might say after sex as well.
I am now looking into three word rehab. Won't my mom be so proud?
Some examples of three words said during sex:
"What was THAT?"
"Huh? What? WHERE?"
"Your name was...?"
"Hurry, commercial's over!"
"What? That's it?"
I could go on... But it's your turn. Add your three word phrases people might say during or after sex in the comments section of this post and you'll be entered to win a $25 Amazon.com gift card.
Enter as many times as you want with each comment = to one entry. Contest runs through Sunday, May 31 ending at 9:00 PM Pacific Time.
Warning: This can be addicting. And HILARIOUS.
Huh. Not impressed.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 28 May 2009 at 08:15 PM
Nope. Not gonna.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 28 May 2009 at 08:17 PM
Lower. Lower. Higher!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 28 May 2009 at 08:19 PM
Exit only, buddy.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 28 May 2009 at 08:20 PM
Is that all?
Posted by: rachel-asouthernfairytale | 28 May 2009 at 08:22 PM
You did who?
Posted by: rachel-asouthernfairytale | 28 May 2009 at 08:23 PM
It's not contagious!
Posted by: Laur | 28 May 2009 at 08:23 PM
You did WHAT?
Posted by: rachel-asouthernfairytale | 28 May 2009 at 08:24 PM
is it over?
(and I'm done)
Posted by: rachel-asouthernfairytale | 28 May 2009 at 08:24 PM
Oops, it broke.
Posted by: Angi | 28 May 2009 at 08:24 PM
Don't tell Dad.
Posted by: Angi | 28 May 2009 at 08:25 PM
You're a MAN?
Posted by: rachel-asouthernfairytale | 28 May 2009 at 08:25 PM
That was...interesting
Posted by: Angi | 28 May 2009 at 08:26 PM
Pull my hair!
Posted by: Angi | 28 May 2009 at 08:29 PM
Oh, hi Dad!
Posted by: Marie | 28 May 2009 at 08:31 PM
I've had better.
Posted by: foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) | 28 May 2009 at 08:31 PM
Your name was????
Posted by: Angi | 28 May 2009 at 08:31 PM
what IS that?
Posted by: one take | 28 May 2009 at 08:31 PM
Um, that's small...
Posted by: foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) | 28 May 2009 at 08:32 PM
IS that pierced?
Posted by: Angi | 28 May 2009 at 08:33 PM
We're related, jackass!
Posted by: foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) | 28 May 2009 at 08:33 PM
I'll need cash.
Posted by: Angi | 28 May 2009 at 08:34 PM
You're legal, right?
Posted by: foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) | 28 May 2009 at 08:34 PM
Get off me!
Posted by: foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) | 28 May 2009 at 08:36 PM
Are you serious?
Posted by: foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) | 28 May 2009 at 08:37 PM
Same time tomorrow?
Posted by: foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) | 28 May 2009 at 08:39 PM
What's that smell?
Posted by: foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) | 28 May 2009 at 08:40 PM
Let's break up.
Posted by: foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) | 28 May 2009 at 08:41 PM
You're already there?
Posted by: rachel-asouthernfairytale | 28 May 2009 at 08:45 PM
Have we met?
Posted by: rachel-asouthernfairytale | 28 May 2009 at 08:46 PM