Now I don't like to brag or boast or rub my amazing talents in YO' FACE, but hot damn, there is something I'm quite good at after all.
The other day on Twitter I got a wee bit caught up in a little word game, if you will, where you have to come up with three word phrases a person might say during sex. It can be funny, mean, honest, rude or just plain WRONG, but it must be three words only.
Turns out, I could come up with an unprecedented number of these phrases. My love for these three word games morphed as there were also opportunities to come up with three words a person might say after sex as well.
I am now looking into three word rehab. Won't my mom be so proud?
Some examples of three words said during sex:
"What was THAT?"
"Huh? What? WHERE?"
"Your name was...?"
"Hurry, commercial's over!"
"What? That's it?"
I could go on... But it's your turn. Add your three word phrases people might say during or after sex in the comments section of this post and you'll be entered to win a $25 Amazon.com gift card.
Enter as many times as you want with each comment = to one entry. Contest runs through Sunday, May 31 ending at 9:00 PM Pacific Time.
Warning: This can be addicting. And HILARIOUS.
practice makes perfect!
Posted by: janey | 31 May 2009 at 07:32 PM
What's a cockring?
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 07:33 PM
Just come already.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 07:36 PM
Who brought her?!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 07:37 PM
Cue the music!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 07:38 PM
I'm so drunk!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 07:41 PM
Are you crying?!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 07:42 PM
I Tweeted that!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 07:43 PM
Must. Have. Water.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 07:47 PM
Need more lube.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 07:48 PM
Tastes like bacon!
Posted by: foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) | 31 May 2009 at 07:49 PM
Drop your pants.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 07:51 PM
Turn around, bright-eyes
Posted by: foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) | 31 May 2009 at 07:55 PM
Hit the showers.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:04 PM
I've been naughty.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:05 PM
Ambiguously gay duo.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:09 PM
Blew a fuse.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:10 PM
Fuck me sideways.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:11 PM
Goooooooooooooooooooal! Goooooooooooooooooooal! Goooooooooooooooooooal!
Spanish soccer announcer voice.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:13 PM
Hole in one!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:15 PM
Shoots and scores!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:15 PM
Size doesn't matter...
Is it in???
Get off me...
'Nuff! I'm done!
I get top!
Make it last...
Got the lube?
Posted by: Andrea | 31 May 2009 at 08:18 PM
Carpet matches drapes.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:19 PM
My ring's missing!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:20 PM
You pierced what?!?!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:21 PM
Pulled a muscle.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:22 PM
Awww, shanked it!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:24 PM
Hello there, stud!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:28 PM
From a catalogue.
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:30 PM
Broke a nail!
Posted by: Mel, A Dramatic Mommy | 31 May 2009 at 08:31 PM