Candy Ass, The Blogger

Candy Ass thinks he's better at EVERYTHING than I am. I'll attest to his mad skillz as a fly fisherman (don't we all wish we could be like him!) and his handiness around the house (he can fix and make anything - except kitchen cabinets apparently!) but when it comes to blogging... that's my territory, bitch.

Oh, but Candy Ass believes that if he had a blog, not only would it be better than mine, it would also be more successful and more popular than mine. 

"What would you write about?"

"Oh, you know, my day."

"Like?"

"Woke up, took a shower, went to work, did some shit, came home, went to bed. The end." 

"Fucking brilliant! Why haven't you started your blog already??"

--- Two days later ---

"I know what my blog would be about."

"Oh yeah? What?"

"It'd be 'The Untold Stories of the Undomestic Diva.' Like that time you punched a palm tree and ended up with stitches in your hand and --"

"Oh HA HA... HA. It'd be a blog that mocked my blog?"

"I guess."

"You might just be onto something there. I think you should do it." (Knowing Candy Ass will never do it.)

"Nah, I don't want to steal all your readers."

"Is that a challenge?"

"No, I'm just saying..."

"I know what you're saying. Start that blog motherfucker and let the best man win."

---

Candy Ass says he doesn't have time to start a blog. He's too busy. I think he knows he's going to get virtually bitch-slapped via posts if he dares to step into the octagon of blogging with me. Because if he's going to throw low blows and tell my "untold stories" well then, buddy, I can go there too.

I think he should man up and make good on his threats. What do you think?

Comments

[Adrienne]

Got my bowl of popcorn ready!

[Brandib]

Fuck yeah! Don't talk shit of you can't back it up! I'd love to read some behind the undomestic diva scenes.

[Redneck Mommy]

I think you are both asking for a world of hurt.

And I also think you should do it Candy Ass. If only because I need a good giggle and I have no trouble having it at your expense.

[Miss]

This could be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. I say bring it.

[Maura]

Cowboy up, Candy Ass! If you think you can be all that in the blogging world, let's see your stuff.

[Kel]

:) I hope he does man up. I'd love to see the battle begin. I love your posts.

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ARE YOU READY TO RUUUMMMBLLLLEEEE?

Bring it- we're ready.

[LovingDanger]

The thing is that we'd all probably read his blog because you seem like the kind of chick who would have some GREAT untold stories!

[Donna in VA]

He thinks he can take YOU on? How delusional men can be. But it'd sure be a hoot to watch him try.
I'm can't wait to sit back with a cold beer and watch this unfold.

[Marinka]

Please tell me where I can send large amounts of cash to read his blog. What? Don't tell me that subscriptions are going to be FREE?!

[Karen Sugarpants]

If he is anything like Daren, he'll never do it. You hope. lol!

[Claudia W]

Let's see An Untold Stories Of the Undomestic Diva blog! I want to see what Candy Ass can come up with!
At best, it would be interseting reading, at worst it would prove that UD is better at blogging than CA! (and a lot of other people might I add!)

[melissa]

dooo it. dooo it.

[Courtney]

I think he should man up and show us what he's got! Your readers may just show him how much better you are then he ever could be!

[Why Mom Drinks Rum]

Mine keeps threatening to have a 'Response' blog....for every time I blog about him. Luckily his 'dwarf' and 'clan' in his retarded computer distract him from following through.

And by luckily? I mean I cry myself to sleep. Alot. Sigh.

I think it would be a BAD thing. Mostly because I'm a biatch and wouldn't handle it very well.

[Momo Fali]

Bring it, Candy Ass.

[Laura]

Hell yeah, that would be awesome entertainment :) But if he's a normal dude, he'll never do it...they never put their money where their mouth is!

[Tanya]

lol, like he's really gonna take the time to write a blog, he can't even be bothered half the time to tweet about his favorite pastime in the world.

[PrincessJenn]

Totally think he should, just so we can go there and make fun of him.
Love from The President of The Undomestic Diva Fan Club

[habanerogal]

There isn't much that you are afraid to tell us about so I would be surprised if he could phase us. I say he should stick to the housework (JK CandyAss)

[Ginny]

C'mon Candy Ass, show us what you're made of!

[MommyGeekology]

I vote do it. You know, if you're OK with it. :)

[A Vapid Blonde]

This would be like The War of The Roses, Blog Style...or UFC Blog style. Total awsomeness!

[Tamara in GA]

His side of the story would be wrong 98% of the time. Could I write the blog that hosts the friends point of view on how he DRIVES you to the brink daily?

[Catherine]

GOod grief. I'm exhausted already & nothing's even happened yet. Your kids must be made of steel.

[Mel, A Dramatic Mommy]

I'd settle for a guest post here to test the waters. Watcha got?

[Apryl's Antics]

I'd read it, my blog love has no limits. Well, it does, but I'd still read it.

[Futureblackmail]

My husband has threatened this too, I've volunteered a day for him to post (in which I edit nothing) but he doesn't want to lure my readers away with his brillance.

yeah. nice.

[pamela]

yeaaaah bring it, candy ass!

or does he need a good beatdown because well i know people who know people who KNEW people.. #justsayin