If I could have fast-forwarded through this week and gone straight to next week (assuming next week's going to be better - IT'S GOT TO BE BETTER, RIGHT?) then I sooo would. It seems there was an extra amount of suckage in my life this week including but not limited to:
- My mom had to have surgery on Tuesday morning. (She's fine.) But still, never fun.
- While I waited for her to come out of surgery Mr. Personal Space Invader got all up in my bidness. His citrusy cologne was so nauseating that I had to move across the room.
- Unfortunately for me, his 'cologne' had that Abercrombie affect and I felt like I could still smell it on me the rest of the day.
- But I quickly forgot about the stench when a few hours later I got laid-off.
- The new issue of Rolling Stone arrived and it's only this thick AND! the letters to the editor ("correspondence") didn't even directly address the John Mayer (<---eeewww) debacle.
- But, I learned in RS that Pete Townshend of The Who has tinnitus which explains the Super Bowl halftime show. And then of course I felt kinda bad for tweeting about how awful it was.
- See's Candy sent me a catalog in the mail (so. cruel.) offering me awesome discounts on their chocolates (so. awesome.) if I buy at least 50 P.O.U.N.D.S of it (not. cool.) right before bikini season, I might add. (just. plain. mean.)
- To make matters worse, (true story) I'm actually the great-great-great niece of Mary See herself but I don't get any family/inventor/candy-starter discount. How effed up is THAT?
- Modern Family is a repeat. Enough said.
And it's only Wednesday night.
I say we vote this week off the island and start new.
Deal?
Posted by: avasmommy | 17 February 2010 at 08:07 PM
One word: Saturday
and 50 fucking pounds?! Is that a joke?!! Can I totally have some when you order it??!
Posted by: Miss | 17 February 2010 at 08:07 PM
(((Megan))) Virtual shot of patron, babe.
Posted by: Lex - @laprimera | 17 February 2010 at 08:08 PM
I'll join in on the virtual patron shot! I'm minutes way from an actual shot-this week has been awful for me too. Hope things get better!
Posted by: twitter.com/noringsattached | 17 February 2010 at 09:09 PM
And now it's Lent and no one will be happy for the next 40 days. Bah! (I say, go ahead and order the 50 pounds of See's goodness.)
Posted by: Stacia | 17 February 2010 at 09:16 PM
Things could be so much worse, babe! Hang in there. Saturday will make it so much better. Smooches!
Posted by: twitter.com/redlotusmama | 17 February 2010 at 11:32 PM
SO sorry about the job and your sucky week. But I have to say what a fantastic sense of humor you're taking it with. That was pretty stuff.
Posted by: Donna in VA | 18 February 2010 at 05:52 AM
I don't comment often, but this warrants it. I am sorry your week is sucking major fat hairy monkey balls, especially the job part. Just know that someone in Texas is sending some positive karma your way today. If it works, then you can send some back to me sometime.
Jen
Posted by: Jen | 18 February 2010 at 07:11 AM
I love Modern Family. It doesn't seem to get the press it deserves, and I'm afraid it will go the way of all my favorite shows--too highbrow for audiences that prefer "Survivor" and "The Bachelor."
Posted by: The Mother | 18 February 2010 at 07:25 AM
Modern Family was a repeat! Now my week just got worse. Sorry to hear about your job and I hope your Mom has a speedy recovery.
Posted by: Devon | 18 February 2010 at 12:19 PM
I think it a bit cruel to just slip in the "got layed off" part. It made me have to read about your awful week three times to make sure I read that right. So sorry. About the candy too.
Posted by: Vixen | 18 February 2010 at 10:08 PM
I'm so sorry here about your crappy week :( my grandma just got surgery this past weekend too and she's alright also but I understand what u mean by it just not being fun. And also am I may just be waay behind on my celebrity news but what's the debacle with john mayer???
Posted by: amanda h | 18 February 2010 at 11:12 PM
Dude, you need a week do-over like right now! We'll totally understand if you need some time to recover from your chocolate / patron induced hangover next week. Sending some good thoughts your way girl.
Posted by: Toe | 19 February 2010 at 10:05 AM
So I have been bad about reading and commenting on blogs, let alone keeping up with my own. Sorry this is like 2 days late.
*hugs* to you and I am sorry your week suck(s/ed).
Posted by: Kel - rewritingkel | 19 February 2010 at 12:22 PM
That is one sucky sucky week.
I'm new to this blog, but I hope things look up for you!!
Posted by: Annie | 22 February 2010 at 11:08 AM
And now it's Lent and no one will be happy for the next 40 days. Bah!
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