Look out, I'm about to whip out the nasty crafty on you in a way I want you all to forget about as soon as you've read this and I've posted something else. It will be our little secret.
For some of you this idea may come a little too late - your kids may already be shirtless and barefoot and soaking up the sun in the name of summertime. But for a lot of us here in California, we're still in the thick of school drop-offs and pick-ups, end-of-the-year plays and award assemblies and OH SHIT did I get the teacher an end-of-the-year gift?! realizations.
That's where I come in. I *may* be able to help you. But just this once and then, like I said, YOU AIN'T HEARD IT FROM ME, mkay?
Wink.
Brown paper lunchbag books
(Feel free to add your own ideas & change it up as you wish or based on your child's age and capability to contribute to the project)
Some tools/supplies you should consider buying:
These tools come in a set and are highly recommended. Use a Michael's coupon. You will also want the mat (12x12) in the background which you can find at Target for cheaper than at Michael's.
Any one of these tapes/glues will work although if you want my opinion on which works best, I'd go with the one on the right - Dotto in "permanent." Whatever you do, don't use regular glue, glue sticks or hot glue.
You don't have to have or use grommets (pictured bottom left two compartments) or brads (top left compartment) but you will see me use them in the book I'm doing.
These tag pads come in handy but are not completely necessary.
Buying some self-adhesive letters will save you time and grief and will also really liven up your creation. Both Michael's and Target sell them and sometimes Target even sells some sets in their $1 section. If you're feeling particularly fancy, you can even purchase chipboard letters (far right) which are HELLA CUTE but also HELLA EXPENSIVE.
And of course, you'll be needing some brown paper lunchbags. I'd recommend getting the larger sized ones for this project.
You will also need: Scrapbooking paper, scissors, ribbon, a ruler, stickers (to embellish if you want).
Ready? Let's do this.
First, be careful with how many lunchbags you choose to use for your book. Four lunchbags will results in *14* pages you need to fill plus a front and back cover. YEAH. However many you choose, start by laying them out, turning every other lunchbag the opposite direction so the first bag's opening is at one end, the second bag's opening is at the other end, and so on like in the photo. Then align them neatly on top of each other.
Folding the bags in half, pressing firmly to create a strong crease. Note that it's impossible to have the ends line up perfectly AND THAT'S OK MS. OCD. (I'm mostly talking to me, but I know there are others like me out there pissed off right now that they won't. line. up. perfectly. what. the. fuck.)
Open up your lunchbag book to the middle so you can punch holes along the crease to bind it. NOTE: a) This is where those tools I mentioned way up above come in handy, b) do not punch too close the edge in case the hole rips, and c) it may take a few punches with the hole punch to get through all those bags. YOU CAN DO IT.
Pick some ribbon to bind your book. Wha? You don't have this much ribbon? Me neither. Nah. This is just a... stock photo I bought. Yep.
ALWAYS cut way more ribbon than you think you need. Also? If you have fabric scissors, they work way better at cutting the ribbon because they don't fray the edges like regular ol' scissors do.
There are several ways you can use ribbon to bind your book - I'm just going to show you one way because I'm lazy as hell. In this example, I threaded the ribbon from the inside of the book to the outside through the bottom hole and from the inside of the book to the outside through the top hole. I know. I'm confused too. Just look at the photo.
This is what the outside of the book looks like now. I pull more thread out of the bottom hole so I can tie it up at the top.
Wa-laaa! Here's the outside of the book, bound by ribbon tied in a knot at the top. Now it's time for a short water break. I'm parched.
You back? Ready to do work? OK. Let's get it on.
Measuring before cutting is like, THE LAW when it comes to making these books. You would *think* every page would measure up the same but trust me, it won't. Also, BEFORE YOU CUT your background scrapbook paper for each page I should tell you that the idea is not to cover the entire brown portion of the lunchbag. You can and should leave a border. So if the page is 6x6" you might want to cut your paper 5.5x5.5" for example.
Also? I'm horrible at explaining things without making them sound more confusing than they really are.
If you have a paper cutter, you will be grateful. If not, you will probably be buying one. You'd be surprised how often this bad boy comes in handy... Cut your background paper according to your measurements. I personally like to use the same paper for both the front and back covers but you certainly don't have to. If you choose to, save yourself the time and cut both at the same time. Duh.
Before gluing the background paper down, I make sure I measured correctly. Also, notice how the paper doesn't go all the way to the edge of the lunchbag like I mentioned previously.
To make the paper stand out a little from the brown paper bag, I decided to use some ink to ink the edges of the paper a cool green color that ties in with both the paper and the ribbon I used to bind the book together. (Click on photo to enlarge and see more detail.)
I start with the cover of the book. Here's where those self-adhesive sticky letters come in handy. Lesson Learned The Hard Way: Double check that you have enough of each letter before actually using the letters. Heh.
Here's what makes using lunchbags soooo cool. They have openings at one end, right? Right. Well these aren't just openings. These are OPPORTUNITIES. (That's what he said.) Ahem. Anyway. These openings are the nooks and crannies where you can tuck away notes, photos, drawings, etc.
VERY IMPORTANT: I'm going to lay the lunchbag book so that the rest of the pages are out of my way and only the cover itself lays on the mat so that when I punch a hole through it (which I'm about to do) I don't accidentally punch a hole through other pages. Not that I've ever done THAT before. Nope.
That tool set I recommended that comes with a hole punch also comes with a mini mat that will come in handy right now. I slide it in the opening of the lunchbag so that I don't hole punch through to the next page...
And I punch my hole. Why you ask? Well... since you asked... I'm going to add a grommet. NOW WE'RE GETTING TECHNICAL BITCHES. You can handle it. Don't quit on me now.
I pick a grommet I like an I poke it through my hole. {Can't wait for the google searches that lead people to my blog NOW.} But, we're not finished.
Moving the mat under front side of the grommet, I carefully open up the bag opening so I can get in there to use my tools to flatten the grommet to secure it.
Using these tools, I flatten the back side of the grommet and secure it into place. Now the hole won't rip when I put ribbon through it.
I pick ribbon and a tag to thread through my grommet, again cutting more ribbon than I think I'll need... just in case.
Once the tag is attached via the ribbon, I tuck it inside the lunchbag opening, leaving enough loose ribbon so that the tag can be pulled in and out of the bag to be read. I will use this particular tag to say "To and From" since it's at the beginning of the book.
Now before you go about the rest of the pages in your lunchbag book, adding background paper and embellishing them, what's a gal (or dude) to do about those flaps on the lunchbags? Glue those fuckers down. Sure, if you're feeling foolish adventurous you can make use of them, but really? GLUE THEM DOWN before putting down your background paper.
Again, remember to measure each page before cutting your paper. Heighth and width. Girth is optional.
Now you can go about your book however you'd like, but I like to go through and choose all my background paper first, cutting and gluing it down before creating each page. I also like to use matching paper for each pair of pages... But you certainly don't have to. You can fly-by-the-seat-of-your-crafty-pants and go page-by-page and mix match paper for all I care.
Ta-daaaa! All my background paper has been cut and glued. I feel like I've finished at least a small portion of something. Ha.
But now what? What do you actually put on these pages? This is where some variables come in. This particular book is an end-of-the-year thank you for my 7 year old's first grade teacher. So he can write and contribute to it accordingly. What I decided to do is ask him some questions ahead of time and then let him write his answers.
Fill-in-the-blank questions like:
Thank you for...
You are...
I love...
When I grow up I want to be...
I will miss...
And then I will fill in the some of the remaining pages with some quotes about teachers, a personal note from me to his teacher expressing my gratitude and drawings he did of himself and his teacher.
Wanna see how it turned out? Here it is, cover to cover:
Now if you decide to do one of these, I want to see how yours turns out. Upload your finished project to flickr and link back in the comments section. For reals.
And remember, THIS POST NEVER HAPPENED.
Whoa. That was intense. This coming from the girl with zero craft ability whatsoever. And your really great description almost made me feel like I could do that myself. You're like the Bob Ross of crafts - grommets, instead of happy little trees.
For the truly last minute gift, teachers like gift cards too. I think they especially like the ones they might not have a lot of use for and give to their poor daughters when they come to visit, so she can treat herself to things like Starbucks.
But, you know, I'm just thinking out loud. Your idea has more heart.
Posted by: Alison | 29 May 2010 at 03:31 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAing at Bob Ross. *side ache*
Posted by: UD {Megan} | 29 May 2010 at 03:34 PM
STOP BLOWING MY MIND!!
Posted by: heather... | 29 May 2010 at 03:38 PM
Wow, seriously that was awesome. I'm totally gonna make one... secretly... and then I will send you pics. I mean huh? what? I didn't see anything.
Posted by: Yahee | 29 May 2010 at 03:44 PM
You said "grommets." Hee.
Thanks for an amazing idea.
Posted by: Lisa Rae @ smacksy | 29 May 2010 at 03:51 PM
You are totally the kind of mom that gives moms like me - with absolutely ZERO craft ability - a bad name! STOP IT!
(It is amazing!)
Posted by: Cheryl | 29 May 2010 at 03:52 PM
"Lesson Learned The Hard Way: Double check that you have enough of each letter before actually using the letters. Heh."
SO something I've done. WOULD DO. I meant would do. *ahem*
You're a right crafty mofo! ;)
Posted by: Chibi Jeebs | 29 May 2010 at 04:01 PM
Wow, I'm totally impressed, and shit. I think I will dig into my ribbon collection for some of these for my daughter's pre-k teachers. BTW, so envious of your ribbon dispenser. I made one out of a box and dowels bur it doesn't compare to yours.
Posted by: Jenn | 29 May 2010 at 04:16 PM
WOW. So freaking cool.
Posted by: OHmommy | 29 May 2010 at 04:28 PM
That is really cool but I don't think I have a craft arsenal like you.. Man your craft table is more like a room... holy moly
Posted by: polwig | 29 May 2010 at 05:33 PM
Holy shit girl, you flew THIS flag quite high the first time.
Balls out. Respect. *fist bump*
Posted by: Miss | 29 May 2010 at 05:40 PM
I wonder where you learned all these skills...lets not forget you introduced you to the obsession of hoarding craft shit!!! Grasshopper.
Posted by: Tamara in GA | 29 May 2010 at 07:20 PM
You may not be able to cook but damn girl, you sure can craft!
Posted by: Anne | 29 May 2010 at 09:42 PM
I'm thinking ... Starbucks gift card.
Posted by: Michael @badassdadblog | 29 May 2010 at 10:17 PM
I must have stumbled into an alternate universe. The UD I know does NOT do crafty.
Very. nicely. done.
Not crafty, my ass.
Another reason to homeschool: NO end of the year teacher's gifts. Except: I buy myself some f'in vodka and call it a day.
T.
Posted by: Tina Cruz | 30 May 2010 at 01:38 AM
Me, Reading this Post:
"Wtf? Why is she sewing lunch bags together. Weird"
"OMG THOSE ARE SO CUTE SO CUTE BRILLIANT!"
"I feel dirty. Like I'm covered in glitter."
Seriously, I want to make these now and I don't even have kids.
Posted by: Margaret | 30 May 2010 at 07:00 AM
OMG Badassdad totally stole my comment.
Posted by: Suebob | 30 May 2010 at 07:16 AM
Ok, I am the LEAST crafty person in the whole wide world but I am TOTALLY doing this. Going to Michael's NOW. I'll let you know how it turns out.
Posted by: Michelle | 30 May 2010 at 12:15 PM
I am all kinds of impressed!! Unfortunately, I have no more kids in school. But hell's bells, I'll be one rockin Grandma, when I start letting the kids makes these for Mom on Mother's day and stuff.
Just need a grandkid......
Posted by: Dawn in Austin is without grandchild | 30 May 2010 at 03:43 PM
That really is adorable, my grandmother makes those sometimes. She used them to keep track of her gardening and house projects and travel and all sorts of things. Very cool, and yours was beautiful. :)
Posted by: Kellee | 30 May 2010 at 07:09 PM
OMG, is this a CRAFT!!!!!!!!!! Look at you....so cutesy...I'm impressed.
Posted by: Angry Julie Monday | 30 May 2010 at 10:01 PM
Holy shitballs on a stick dude! 1) That turned out great. 2) I can't believe you took this on 3) Let's craft our asses off next weekend...or something
Posted by: Jess | 30 May 2010 at 10:13 PM
omg! That's so cute. Super DOMESTIC. Now I know where to go when I need yarn:)
Posted by: Cherry | 31 May 2010 at 11:17 AM
You totally rocked it! And you used the word "fuckers" ... I am a brand new fan of your blog thanks to your use of cuss words!! Lovely!
Posted by: Daisy | 31 May 2010 at 08:10 PM
Holy hell that's cute! One day I'll totally steal this idea.
Posted by: Neeroc | 01 June 2010 at 10:57 AM
Girl, you are out of your fucking mind.
Posted by: Peeved Michelle | 01 June 2010 at 12:53 PM
WOW! That is awesome. I am definitely printing this out and putting it into the idea for the future archive. =)
Posted by: BIttersweet Confusion | 01 June 2010 at 01:28 PM
Amazing! That looks way too much work for me. I'm totally tired after reading all of that!
Posted by: Theresa | 01 June 2010 at 02:08 PM
I'd love to make this for Alison's teacher! She's got 3 days of 1st grade left, so if I get started on it *right away* I'm sure I'll have it done in time to give it to her 2nd grade teacher. I am seriously THAT SLOW.
But believe me, I am bookmarking this page!
Crafty girl.
Posted by: Andrea's Sweet Life | 01 June 2010 at 04:24 PM
You had me at nasty crafty.
I packed up my kid and ran (well drove...25 minutes) to target at 8:30 am to do this for my sons teacher.
YOU ROCK!
Posted by: kate | 02 June 2010 at 05:17 PM