Letters to Santa

It's true, kids say the funniest goddamn things. Wait. That's not how that line goes, is it?

Anyway.

We let the boys (ages 7, 6 and 4) dictate to us what they want for Christmas this year and well, good luck Santa. The 7 year old is on the fast-track to becoming an engineer with his exclusive Lego-everything list, the 6 year old doesn't quite get that Santa doesn't grant wishes necessarily nor does he rob banks and the 4 year old? Well, that's just some entertaining reading.

(Click on each list to enlarge.)

Dear Santa, From Big T:

Dear Santa, From L-Dub:

Dear Santa, From E-man:

Comments

[EmmieJ]

I was going to ask you what they wanted for Christmas. It's like you were reading my mind. Somehow I think you might defriend me if I bring L-Dub some poop though. Bummer cuz I was really looking forward to bringing that in my car on my 5 hour drive down there. :P

[pgoodness]

Those are awesome! And those damn fushigi balls - what is with them?? ;) And at least it's a fake dummy and not a real one, hehehe,

[Miss]

what 6yo DOESN'T want dentures? I remember when Mikey went through that phase.

Ahh they grow so fast.

My favorites are boxer briefs, a tuba, a bag of 100 dollar bills (except he didn't get as specific and ask for real ones like the car and the motorcycle, LOOPHOLE!) and clothes - maybe.

Dream big dudes!

[Miss]

ZOMG I missed the light bulb!! I know times are tough Megan but come on, the kid has to ask Santa for a light bulb for his room? ROFLMAO

[Jess]

I love how L wants Marion/Sonic game and then ice skating. Ice skating? Really? (that means, check, auntie Jess is on it.)

Can I get him a ribbon dancer too? Just for shits and giggles?

[Jamie]

as seen on TV and CVS????? OMG, I DIE

[Gemini-Girl]

I loves these lists! I wish my kids wrote to santa. Damn the whole being "Jewish" thing- I loves me some christmas.

[Futureblackmail]

LMAO! Seriously, put a damn lightbulb in the kids room!! :)

And poop?

[Arwen8Aragorn]

ROFLMAO!

[Issa]

Dentures and light bulbs it is. Ha. This was great.

[Chantel]

This made my day. Poop...lmao! Why was a new nose for Daddy scratched out? Ha.

[Kelly Lilley]

Hilarious! I love the dentures oh my god!

[Chibi Jeebs]

Awesome, awesome post - love the look inside the minds of little dudes!

P.S. Your penmanship is gorgeous! I wish I could print that neatly. :)

[goodfather]

I'm disturbed by how much the kids' lists are like my own. I'd settle for the bag of 100 dollar bills, even if it was stuffed inside the tuba. Awesome!

[Kristin]

I love #4 - Lighbulb for bedroom light.

I think you should be expecting some comments like "what kind of parent are you that doesn't put a bulb in your kids bedrooms and they have to ask santa for them OMG think of the children!"

And +1 for the bag of $100 bills :)

[EmmieJ]

The more times I read this, the more I crack up. Tonight's favs: a fake dummy (as opposed to a real dummy) and 10 different animal tails (which really had me thinking if I could list 10 animals with tails).

[The Mother]

I vote you buy them the white board and some markers and be done with it. Very handy to have around to write notes to the kids on.

[DawnA]

Dentures! Laughed out loud on that one. Don't know if Am*zon has those. Have to say some of those things would be on my list-big bag of $100 bills. And lucky me we already have a REAL motorcycle!

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